One-sentence Future: Tail-augmentation

The performance artist known as Chromosome bioengineered a two-foot human tail, becoming the ultimate status symbol after her viral installation, spawning boutique tail clinics in Brooklyn, Tokyo and Paris, as “tail-sway” became a nuanced new language—part semaphore, part dance, part gestural language—capable of conveying irony, desire, and entire political manifestos, where subtle swishes silently spoke everything from flirtation to philosophical discourse among the tail-augmented elite.